A taste of things to come Welcome to the Greypath National Seniors Website › Forums › Jokes › A taste of things to come This topic contains 1 reply, has 2 voices, and was last updated by williamthebold 4 months, 1 week ago. This post has been viewed 256 times Viewing 2 posts - 1 through 2 (of 2 total) Author Posts 17/12/2017 at 4:06 pm #73785 abirdoParticipant Just some of the oldies: Christmas Cracker Jokes What do you call a line of men waiting for a haircut? A barberqueue. Why was the turkey in the pop group? Because he was the only one with drumsticks! What do you call a boomerang that does not come back? A stick. What do snowmen wear on their heads? Ice caps. Two snowmen were standing in a field. One said, “Can you smell carrots?” A man walks into a bar ….ouch. What do you get if you cross a Christmas tree with an apple? A pineapple. What do you call a penguin in the Sahara desert? Lost. What lies in a pram and wobbles? A jelly baby. What says ‘Oh Oh Oh’ Santa walking backwards. What did Adam say the day before Christmas? “It’s Christmas Eve” 17/12/2017 at 5:44 pm #73793 williamtheboldParticipant Alright, alright, I will go and chop the wood as soon as I stop smiling. Author Posts Viewing 2 posts - 1 through 2 (of 2 total) You must be logged in to reply to this topic.