A taste of things to come

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    abirdo
    abirdo
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    Just some of the oldies:

    Christmas Cracker Jokes

    What do you call a line of men waiting for a haircut?
    A barberqueue.

    Why was the turkey in the pop group?
    Because he was the only one with drumsticks!

    What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
    A stick.

    What do snowmen wear on their heads?
    Ice caps.

    Two snowmen were standing in a field. One said, “Can you smell carrots?”

    A man walks into a bar ….ouch.

    What do you get if you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?
    A pineapple.

    What do you call a penguin in the Sahara desert?
    Lost.

    What lies in a pram and wobbles?
    A jelly baby.

    What says ‘Oh Oh Oh’
    Santa walking backwards.

    What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
    “It’s Christmas Eve”

    #73793

    williamthebold
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    Alright, alright, I will go and chop the wood as soon as I stop smiling.

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