Always Ask Never Assume Welcome to the Greypath National Seniors Website › Forums › Jokes › Always Ask Never Assume Tagged: Always Ask Never Assume This topic contains 3 replies, has 4 voices, and was last updated by johnvic 1 year ago. This post has been viewed 694 times Viewing 4 posts - 1 through 4 (of 4 total) Author Posts 09/07/2017 at 3:21 pm #71867 TulipParticipant His request approved, the Bulletin newspaper photographer quickly used his mobile phone to call the Townsville airport to charter a flight. He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport. Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a hanger. jumping in with his bag, he quickly slammed the door shut, and shouted, ‘Let’s go’. The pilot gently taxied out, swung the plane into the wind and took off. Once in the air, the photographer instructed the pilot, ‘Fly over Mount Stuart and make low passes so I can take pictures of the fires on the hillsides.’ ‘Why?’ asked the pilot. ‘Because I’m a photographer for the Bulletin’ he responded,’ and I need to get some close up shots.’ The pilot was strangely silent for a moment, finally he stammered, ‘So, what you’re telling me, is . . … You’re NOT my new flight instructor?’ 09/07/2017 at 3:47 pm #71868 abirdoParticipant Good one Tulip! 14/07/2017 at 9:16 am #71889 RachelParticipant Love it, thanks for the laugh 15/10/2017 at 9:33 am #72896 johnvicParticipant As my flight instructor once told me “taking off is optional, landing is compulsory”. Author Posts Viewing 4 posts - 1 through 4 (of 4 total) You must be logged in to reply to this topic.