Blonde Men!

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    Well FINALLY, it just had to come to this sooner or later!

    A blonde man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: “Did you find the
    He answers, “Yes, but I’m not sure what to do… it’s for dry hair, and I’ve
    just wet mine.”
    —————————— ——
    A blonde man spies a letter lying on his doormat.
    It says on the envelope “DO NOT BEND “.
    He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.
    —————————— ——
    A blonde man shouts frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant and her
    contractions are only two minutes apart!”
    “Is this her first child?” asks the Doctor.
    “No!” he shouts, “this is her husband!”
    —————————— —
    A blonde man is in jail, the guard looks in his cell and sees him hanging by
    his feet.
    “Just WHAT are you doing?” he asks.
    “Hanging myself,” the blonde replies.
    “The rope should be around your neck” says the guard.
    “I tried that,” he replies, “but then I couldn’t breathe.”
    —————————— ——
    An Italian tourist asks a blonde man: “Why do scuba divers always fall
    backwards off their boats?”
    To which the blonde man replies: “If they fell forward, they’d still be in
    the boat.”
    —————————— ——–
    A friend told the blonde man: “Christmas is on a Friday this year.”
    The blonde man then said, “Let’s hope it’s not the 13th.”
    —————————— ——
    Two blonde men find three grenades, and they decide to take them to a police
    One asked: “What if one explodes before we get there?”
    The other says: “We’ll lie and say we only found two.”
    —————————— ——


    LOL good one Abirdo.


    Hilarious abirdo!


    A slight variation.
    Two blondes walked into a building.
    You’d think one of them would have seen it.

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