Officer Assessments

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    abirdo
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    Britain’s Armed Forces write these OFR’s, generally known in the military as the S206 named after the form used. The following are actual excerpts taken from the people’s 206’s.

    …His men would follow him anywhere but only out of curiosity

    …I would not breed from this Officer.

    …This Officer is really not so much of a has-been , but more of a definitely won’t-be.

    …When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was previously in there.

    ….He has carried out each and every one of his duties to his entire satisfaction.

    …He would be out of his depth in a puddle.

    …Technically sound, but socially impossible.

    …This Officer reminds me very much of a gyroscope – always spinning around at a frantic pace, but not really going anywhere.

    …This Officer has delusions of adequacy.

    …When he joined my ship, this Officer was something of a granny; since then he has aged considerably.

    …This Medical Officer has used my ship to carry his genitals from port to port and my officers to carry him from bar to bar.

    …Since my last report he has reached rockbottom and has started to dig.

    …She sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.

    …He has the wisdom of youth and the energy of old age.

    …This Officer should go far and the sooner he starts, the better.

    …In my opinion this pilot should not be authorised to fly below 250 feet.

    …The only ship I would recommend for this man for is citizenship.

    …Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.

    And my favourite:

    …This man is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

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    Jen
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    LOL – Good one Abirdo. I’m sure we’ve all encountered folk like this:

    … Since my last report has reached rockbottom and started to dig.
    … He has the wisdom of youth and the energy of old age.
    … This Officer should go far and the sooner he starts, the better.

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