Pearls of wisdom

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    My neighbour has been regaling me with his pearls of wisdom again.

    What did the sea say to the sea shore?
    Nothing. It just waved.

    Two eggs in a pan of boiling water.
    One egg says to the other:
    It’s so hot in here. It’s really uncomfortable.
    The other egg says:
    Wait till you get out.
    You get your head bumped in.

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