Pearls of wisdom Welcome to the Greypath National Seniors Website › Forums › Jokes › Pearls of wisdom This topic contains 0 replies, has 1 voice, and was last updated by williamthebold 5 months, 3 weeks ago. This post has been viewed 327 times Viewing 1 post (of 1 total) Author Posts 31/07/2019 at 8:31 pm #86683 williamtheboldParticipant My neighbour has been regaling me with his pearls of wisdom again. What did the sea say to the sea shore? Nothing. It just waved. Two eggs in a pan of boiling water. One egg says to the other: It’s so hot in here. It’s really uncomfortable. The other egg says: Wait till you get out. You get your head bumped in. Author Posts Viewing 1 post (of 1 total) You must be logged in to reply to this topic.