Seniors again

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    Tedwalker
    Tedwalker
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    Your talking at a party, and you know that you know this person, but you can’t remember his of her name.
    This can be very embarrassing, especially if he or she turns out to be your spouse.

    #85682
    Jen
    Jen
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    🙂 Good one Ted. Reminds me of this one.
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    A couple were invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going.

    So he took his costume and away he went. the wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without pain and as it was still early, decided to go to the party. As her husband didn’t know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him. So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband’s costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice looking woman he could.

    His wife went up to him and being rather seductive herself, he left his present partner high and dry and devoted his time to the attractive new lady. She, enjoying the charade, letting him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband. After more drinks he finally whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went into the back garden and made passionate love.

    Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home. she put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for his outrageous behaviour. She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he had.

    “Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you’re not with me.”

    Then she asked,” Did you dance much?”

    He replied, “I’ll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill and some more mates, so we went into the spare room and played poker all evening.”

    “You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all night!” she said with unashamed sarcasm and brewing outrage.

    To which the husband replied, “Actually, I gave my costume to my brother, and apparently he had the time of his life.”

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    Tedwalker
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    Good one Jen.

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    Salina
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