Be careful what you wish for! A couple was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic restaurant. A good fairy appeared on their table. She told them they could each make a wish and it would be granted. The wife asked to travel the world with her darling husband. Two tickets for the Queen Mary arrived on the table. The husband said that he wanted a wife 30 years younger than he was.
He became 92 years old.
The moral is that ungrateful men should remember that good fairies are female.