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    Tulip
    Tulip
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    I wanted to give him 100%! but I was told that it wouldn’t be correct to do so.

    However, each answer is absolutely grammatically correct and funny too.

    Q1.. In which battle did Admiral Nelson die ?

    *His last battle

    Q2.. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed ?

    *At the bottom of the page

    Q3.. River Ravi flows in which state ?

    *Liquid

    Q4.. What is the main reason for divorce ?

    *Marriage

    Q5.. What is the main reason for failure ?

    *Exams

    Q6.. What can you never eat for breakfast ?

    *Lunch and Dinner

    Q7.. What looks like half an apple ?

    *The other half

    Q8.. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea, what will it become ?

    *Wet

    Q9.. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?

    *No problem, he sleeps at night.

    Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand ?

    *You will never find an elephant that has one hand.

    Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand

    and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?

    *Very large hands

    Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it

    take four men to build it ?

    *No time at all, the wall is already built.

    Q13. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it ?

    *Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.

    I wanted to give him 100%! but I was told that it wouldn’t be correct to do so.

    However, each answer is absolutely grammatically correct and funny too.

    Q1.. In which battle did Admiral Nelson die ?

    *His last battle

    Q2.. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed ?

    *At the bottom of the page

    Q3.. River Ravi flows in which state ?

    *Liquid

    Q4.. What is the main reason for divorce ?

    *Marriage

    Q5.. What is the main reason for failure ?

    *Exams

    Q6.. What can you never eat for breakfast ?

    *Lunch and Dinner

    Q7.. What looks like half an apple ?

    *The other half

    Q8.. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea, what will it become ?

    *Wet

    Q9.. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?

    *No problem, he sleeps at night.

    Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand ?

    *You will never find an elephant that has one hand.

    Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand

    and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?

    *Very large hands

    Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it

    take four men to build it ?

    *No time at all, the wall is already built.

    Q13. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it ?

    *Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.

    #82025
    Jen
    Jen
    Participant

    LOL, thanks Tulip. Clever answers, gave me a smile today.

    #82026

    williamthebold
    Participant

    Thank you for the humour.
    Unexpected ‘twists’ are always welcome.
    Could these clever answers be examples of lateral thinking?
    If so, we can learn whilst we laugh?   *_*
    Thank you Tulip.

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