When I Say I'm Broke! I'm BROKE!

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    Tulip
    Tulip
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    WHEN I SAY Iā€™M BROKE! –

    I’M BROKE!

    A little old lady answered a knock on the door

    one day, to be confronted by a well-dressed

    young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

    ‘Good morning,’ said the young man.

    ‘If I could take a couple minutes of your time,

    I would like to demonstrate the very latest

    in high-powered vacuum cleaners. ā€

    ”Go away!” said the old lady.

    ”I’m broke and haven’t got any money!”

    and she proceeded to close the door.

    Quick as a flash, the young man wedged

    his foot in the door and pushed it wide open.

    ”Don’t be too hasty!” he said. ”Not until

    you have at least seen my demonstration.”

    And with that, he emptied a bucket of

    horse manure onto her hallway carpet.

    ā€œ Now if this vacuum cleaner does not remove

    All traces of this horse manure from your carpet,

    Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.”

    The old lady stepped back and said,

    “Well , let me get you a fork, ’cause

    They cut off my electricity this morning

    #82767
    Jen
    Jen
    Participant

    LOL so funny. Good one Tulip.

    #82957

    CHARLEE
    Participant

    Hey that is a goodie.

     

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