Pearls of wisdom

Viewing 1 post (of 1 total)
  • Author
  • #86683

    My neighbour has been regaling me with his pearls of wisdom again.

    What did the sea say to the sea shore?
    Nothing. It just waved.

    Two eggs in a pan of boiling water.
    One egg says to the other:
    It’s so hot in here. It’s really uncomfortable.
    The other egg says:
    Wait till you get out.
    You get your head bumped in.

Viewing 1 post (of 1 total)
  • You must be logged in to reply to this topic.
WordPress theme: Kippis 1.15