I saw this somewhere.
If I knew where, I would give credit.
But a joke is a joke, so…
At St Peter’s Church, they have marriage guidance sessions for husbands every week.
At last week’s session, the priest, who knew Giuseppe was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, asked him to take a few minutes to tell them how he had stayed happily married to the same woman for so many years.
Giuseppe said to the other husbands: ‘Well, I’ve always tried to treat her nice, spend money on her, and best of all, I took her to Italy for our 25th anniversary!’
The priest said, ‘Giuseppe, you are an amazing inspiration for all the husbands here!
Please tell us, what are you planning to do for your wife on your 50th anniversary?’
Giuseppe replied proudly: ‘I’m gonna go pick her up.’